Chris Crocker you have reason to celebrate; your idol Britney Spears is back on the scene. Fresh from her straight jacket her latest album cleverly titled “Circus” launched today on her 27th birthday. One has to wonder if the album title gives a nod to the “media circus” that is Britney’s life? I’m sure all of you Britney lovers are so excited to see her back in action (you included Crocker…you weirdo), but I for one was glad to see her disappear from the limelight for awhile. Now she’s back and on a whirlwind tour to fix her image and be the “pop princess” once again.

She appeared on Good Morning America today and much to the surprise of those that tuned in (NOT ME!), it was rumored that she actually sang and didn’t lip sync. There are some that say she is back on track and doing better than ever…but I’m certain the ring master of this “Circus” will rear her ugly head again. Soon we will all be hearing about her partying it up with Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan again. Having to deal with hearing news of her shaving her head, getting out of limos sans underwear and a number of other unimportant breaking Britney news. I want to hear about news that matters…like how was the month of November for GrandmasterB?

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Another month has come and gone as 2008 is coming to a close; I cannot believe that time is flying by so fast. GrandmasterB has been in existence now for eight months now, and I’m making tremendous strides in the community and finally finding out what works and what doesn’t when it comes to blogging. There are still a few things that I can’t seem to figure out though, like how in the hell does Alexa work? Is it even worth trying to figure out? I’m beginning to think that the system is flawed and really isn’t worth spending anymore time on. I actually ranked higher in Alexa when I wasn’t paying any attention to it. I really don’t have the time to worry about it anyways…I have a booming web design business taking over my life.

What started off as just an idea between two fellow bloggers has taken off and turned into a full fledged small business. Jeff and I currently have three projects in the works and there are more coming down the pipeline. We are in the process of setting up all of the legal information, and getting an online presence setup for the company. We have already registered the domain name and setup the hosting for it; however, we are probably looking at January or later before we launch the site. The new venture is aptly named Blog Fixers dot com, and as you might expect we specialize in setting up and fixing issues with our client’s blogs. We are not going to limit ourselves to only working on blogs though; with Jeff’s programming expertise and my design skills, we will be expanding our horizons to include custom CMS development, custom website design and much more. Until we get our website launched, I will be posting all of our work under my Design Services section. If it gets too big, I will create a separate section for my Portfolio.

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I can’t believe it’s true…Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison are no longer an item. Hugh confirmed today that the couple have split up and ended their relationship. I just read on Marc Malkin’s blog that in his interview with Hefner that he stated “she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.” According to Hugh the two split on the news that he was unable to father a child…are you friggin’ kidding me?

I have heard of dumb blondes before, but this chick can’t possibly be serious…or can she? Is it even feasible for an 82 year-old man to do the deed? I know that through the miracle of modern science he could probably muster up a chubby, but there’s no way he could father a child. It appears though that Hugh is ready to move on as he’s stated his relationship with Kendra “will be ending when she moves out later this year.”

In a bold maneuver to get over his blonde beauties Hefner has been spotted with 19 year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon (pictured above). The twins appeared in the April 2008 issue of Playboy and have been spending a lot of alone time with Hefner who stated: “They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends.” He sure can pick ‘em!

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I’ve been eagerly awaiting the fall television premiers since early August, and tonight my favorite show on FOX returns…Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. I still need to watch the season one finale and get caught up before tonight’s premier. When the first season ended my DVR went on a recording spree and deleted the finale, so I had to wait until it aired again last week and get it recorded again. I don’t know what it is about this series that I like so much…could be the fact that Lena Headey plays Sarah Connors, but I’m fairly certain that Summer Glau keeps me coming back every week. Yeah…that’s gotta be it. Summer is packin’ heat and ready to kick ass!

GrandmasterB is also ready to kick some ass. After a lackluster month of blogging, I’ve decided to refocus my efforts and concentrate on building up the flagship of the GMB-Network. In July I had my biggest month ever, and rather than busting my ass to capitalize on the success I mailed it in last month and didn’t do nearly as well as I could have. Of course, I’m not one to make excuses but a lot of my time was spent working on the new forums for the MountainWest Sports Network and a custom wordpress theme for a client. I didn’t have much time for anything, so I’ve gotta cut myself a little slack…but not much.

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There is big and then there is BIG! I have always heard rumor of the junk in Kim Kardashian’s trunk, but honestly I had no idea there was that much…THAT’S A BIG ASS TRUNK! How her hind quarters got so inflated is beyond me, because her younger sister (pictured) Kourtney has a rockin’ little body.

I’m not sure what it is about these chicks or what it is that makes them “celebrities”, but I know one thing…they love to pose for the cameras. This picture just goes to prove my statement. You can see it in her eyes that she wants the world to see her big booty. Apparently, she knows it’s big and isn’t afraid to show it off.

I thought I knew BIG, but my definition is totally off from the the big that Kim Kardashian knows. My monthly numbers which weren’t all that bad; weren’t great either. I did see a big jump in my Alexa ranking and my Technorati numbers jumped up a bit too. The killer for the month of June seems to be the loss of 1200+ backlinks that were being tracked by Yahoo!. I’m not sure what happened there, but it didn’t seem to have a negative effect on the traffic.

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