In what I can only classify is a “no shit” moment, People magazine’s recent issue has Clay Aiken on the cover announcing to the world that he is gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Let’s see what could have led to this starling revelation.

1. He Loves Showtunes – Check
2. He croons the 45+ year old ladies crowd – Check
3. He conceives his son via turkey baster with friend – Check-er-oony
4. That hairstyle – Check
5. He’s a Fan-ilow – Check

Why do these celebrities feel the need to point out the obvious. Clay, thank you it took a ton of courage for you to come out of the closet. Guess what? We already had a good idea that you weren’t a ladies man.

~ GrandmasterB