The promotional photos for the seventh season of Dancing With The Stars came out today, and I must say some of them are impressive (although, there’s a little too much lens flare). I can’t believe that I missed Kim Kardashian being named as a contestant on the show! I’ve never watched a single episode, but this season I’m setting both DVRs so I don’t miss a minute of KK shaking that fabulous backside. After looking at some of the contestants photos, there are a few stunners in the crowd…and some that are not!

Of course, the beautiful Toni Braxton and Brooke Burke got my attention but when I ran across this picture of Misty Mae-Treanor I thought my eyeballs were going to burn out. Here’s a tidbit of advice for you Miss Mae-Traenor, before going out in the hot summer sun in your beach volleyball getup; apply a thick coat of sunscreen with an industrial sprayer to yourself before you turn into a sharpei.

There are two older ladies on this season as well; which should be interesting to watch. Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci round out the field of women. I’m not sure how light on their toes these two “spring chickens” are, but I anticipate a few falls on the floor and many laughs. I know that I shouldn’t make fun of older folks, but I can’t help myself.

We don’t care about the dudes on the show, but their partners are smokin’ hot. I’ve included pics of Toni Braxton, Brooke Burke and Jeffrey Ross’ dance partner for your viewing pleasure. I will be watching the 3-Night Live Premiere event Monday, September 22nd @ 8/7c.

~ GrandmasterB

I’ve recently become aware of the fact that the Kardashian ladies are lovers of the summertime favorite…ice cream. There have even been recent videos of Kim eating ice cream in a very naughty manner. If eating ice cream could ever be considered erotic; I firmly believe that the Kardashian sisters have mastered the skill. If you enjoy this picture there are many more out there, and I’ve compiled a few for your viewing pleasure at the end of this post.

As we all know July is notoriously one of the hottest months across America, and this year has been no exception. GrandmasterB spent last week, five miles from Hell (Omaha, Nebraska) and it was freakin’ miserable hot. The temps reached the high 90’s with 100% humidity…I literally felt like I was wearing a layer of sweat (I know that’s disgusting). Anyhow, the only saving grace was cooling off with a tall vanilla cone at Zesto’s Ice Cream Parlor (next to Rosenblatt Stadium). It’s too bad that Miss Kardashian wasn’t there to help me out with my cone…might’ve made the heat more bearable.

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Another week is in the bags and can you believe it July is already here. It seems like Summer is just flying by and I haven’t had much of an opportunity to enjoy it yet. Don’t worry about GrandmasterB though, I’ll be heading to Vegas next month with the wife for a weekend of rest, relaxation, drinking and some fine dining. Usually when the wife and I travel somewhere we try to hit a nice restaurant and I think this trip we’ll hit Bobby Flay’s restaraunt Mesa Grill at Caesar’s Palace. I’m a big fan of Southwestern cuisine and have a few of Bobby Flay’s cookbooks, so I’m sure it will be the restaurant of choice. Put a fine dinner together with a weekend away in sunny Las Vegas…sounds like paradise to me. Well, enough day dreaming let’s get to the review.

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There is big and then there is BIG! I have always heard rumor of the junk in Kim Kardashian’s trunk, but honestly I had no idea there was that much…THAT’S A BIG ASS TRUNK! How her hind quarters got so inflated is beyond me, because her younger sister (pictured) Kourtney has a rockin’ little body.

I’m not sure what it is about these chicks or what it is that makes them “celebrities”, but I know one thing…they love to pose for the cameras. This picture just goes to prove my statement. You can see it in her eyes that she wants the world to see her big booty. Apparently, she knows it’s big and isn’t afraid to show it off.

I thought I knew BIG, but my definition is totally off from the the big that Kim Kardashian knows. My monthly numbers which weren’t all that bad; weren’t great either. I did see a big jump in my Alexa ranking and my Technorati numbers jumped up a bit too. The killer for the month of June seems to be the loss of 1200+ backlinks that were being tracked by Yahoo!. I’m not sure what happened there, but it didn’t seem to have a negative effect on the traffic.

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