The promotional photos for the seventh season of Dancing With The Stars came out today, and I must say some of them are impressive (although, there’s a little too much lens flare). I can’t believe that I missed Kim Kardashian being named as a contestant on the show! I’ve never watched a single episode, but this season I’m setting both DVRs so I don’t miss a minute of KK shaking that fabulous backside. After looking at some of the contestants photos, there are a few stunners in the crowd…and some that are not!

Of course, the beautiful Toni Braxton and Brooke Burke got my attention but when I ran across this picture of Misty Mae-Treanor I thought my eyeballs were going to burn out. Here’s a tidbit of advice for you Miss Mae-Traenor, before going out in the hot summer sun in your beach volleyball getup; apply a thick coat of sunscreen with an industrial sprayer to yourself before you turn into a sharpei.

There are two older ladies on this season as well; which should be interesting to watch. Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci round out the field of women. I’m not sure how light on their toes these two “spring chickens” are, but I anticipate a few falls on the floor and many laughs. I know that I shouldn’t make fun of older folks, but I can’t help myself.

We don’t care about the dudes on the show, but their partners are smokin’ hot. I’ve included pics of Toni Braxton, Brooke Burke and Jeffrey Ross’ dance partner for your viewing pleasure. I will be watching the 3-Night Live Premiere event Monday, September 22nd @ 8/7c.

~ GrandmasterB